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the creation of a vagina [funny] 7/4/2008
THE CREATION OF A VAGINA Seven wise men with knowledge so fine Created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, smart with wit, Using a knife, he gave it a slit. Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, With a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole. Third was a tailor, tall and thin, By using red velvet, he lined it within. Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, ...
1 Comments, 45 Views,
16 Votes
,1.66 Score
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Playtime 7/3/2008
Playtime
Come to me, I’ll show you mine, I’m hot, horny, and you’re looking fine, Touch me there, kiss me here, No boundaries, no limits, no fear, I can gentle if you want me to, Tonight it’s all about me and you. I can be rough and tie you up, Spank you, lick you, tell you, “shut-up”- Tease me by stroking yourself really slow, Kiss me all over- ...
1 Comments, 31 Views,
3 Votes
,1.47 Score
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sex 7/2/2008
SEX IS LIKE MATHS YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES ADD THE BED DIVIDE THE LEGS THEN MULTIPLY!!!!!!!
ROSES ARE RED GRASS IS GREEN OPEN YOUR LEGS AND I'LL FILL YOU WITH CREAM
SEX IS GOOD SEX IS FINE DOGGY STYLE OR 69 JUST FOR FUN OR GETTING PAID EVERYONE LIKES GETTING LAYED
1 Comments, 43 Views,
14 Votes
,0.58 Score
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You're day! 7/1/2008
May your day be filled with blessings,
like the sun that lights the sky,
and may you always have the courage,
to spread your wings and fly....
21 Comments, 127 Views,
34 Votes
,4.32 Score
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For Phoenix 6/28/2008
I feel you here with me sometimes
Touching my soul
Embracing me with your warmth and love
A constant reminder
Those we truly love, never leave us
We may not see them
Be able to physically touch them
But in our hearts we can keep them close
Love is eternal
4 Comments, 77 Views,
14 Votes
,3.62 Score
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FriskyNoMore 6/25/2008
Before reading further, I would just like to say that I realise
this poem is about a minority of people and was intended
only to (hopefully) raise a smile or two from those who know
what I am saying 
Went into chat to have a laugh And there they were again Those nasty little gremlins I think they call them men!
Now don’t you get me wrong here I love ...
3 Comments, 80 Views,
9 Votes
,3.85 Score
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fuckin!!!! 6/19/2008
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a ****** The mother is a This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
1 Comments, 36 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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An Entrapment 6/16/2008
My love, I have tried with all my being to grasp a form comparable to thine own, but nothing seems worthy;
I know now why Shakespeare could not compare his love to a summer’s day. It would be a crime to denounce the beauty of such a creature as thee, to simply cast away the precision God had placed in forging you.
Each facet of your being whether it physical or spiritual ...
0 Comments, 20 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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We Two Paired 6/10/2008
Bare and beautiful we two touch,
Lips exploring, tasting, hardly miss much. Unguided hands, deftly stroking, leave trails of hot desire stoking. Bodies caught in rhythm rocking, simple pleasure, never mocking. Becoming one, wrapped in desire, damp flesh, now set on fire. Not knowing when it might begin, a moment shared, shudders within. Never ending~desires unspoken, ...
1 Comments, 33 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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The Bluest Eyes I've Ever Seen 6/10/2008
The bluest eyes I've ever
seen Were looking back at me And suddenly it dawned on me Where I want to be.
Those eyes sent warmth Clear down my spine And I couldn't help But make him mine.
Their passion consumed And drove me on, Even though I knew It was wrong.
Because inside those gorgeous eyes, I saw the promise to make me whole, And it sent ...
2 Comments, 33 Views,
2 Votes
,5.20 Score
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DESIRE 6/10/2008
DELICIOUS LOVE FOUND IN SOFT ATTIRE, LAUGHING, HOT AND SILKY FIRE.
STROKING, STOKING RISING HIGHER AND HIGHER, CAUGHT IN RAPTUROUS DESIRE.
ARCHING, TOUCHING A PEAK TO INSPIRE REACHING CLIMAX WE ASPIRE.
TREMBLING, FLOATING, REST WE REQUIRE. HOLDING CLOSELY WE RETIRE Kat King
1 Comments, 17 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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A Seedy Love Story 6/5/2008
I'm going to tell you a story That's neither gruesome nor gory About a boy in the farmland He was but a simple farmhand He gazed into the sky blue above And dreamed of meeting his true love
Chorus: He wanted to meet her Oh how he wanted to meet her Wanted to meet her Oh how he wanted to meet her
He'd seen her only from behind While standing in the check-out line Her hair was ...
0 Comments, 49 Views,
0 Votes
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sir lancelot 6/3/2008
There was a young fellow named Lancelot Whom his neighbors all looked on askance a lot. Whenever he'd pass A presentable lass, The front of his pants would advance a lot.
1 Comments, 10 Views,
0 Votes
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a new one 6/2/2008
Comming home at a quarter of three I caught my wife cheating on me I raged, "Who's this fink?" She cried with a wink "I don't know, It's a new one on me."
1 Comments, 30 Views,
0 Votes
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THE BATHER 6/2/2008
A bather whose clothing was strewed By breezes that left her quite nude, Saw a man come along, And, unless I am wrong, You expected this line to be lewd.
1 Comments, 12 Views,
2 Votes
,3.12 Score
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HMMMMMMMMMM 6/2/2008
Many many years ago when I was twenty three, I got married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up Who had hair of red. My father fell in love with her, And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my -in-law And changed my very life. My was my mother, For she was my father's wife.
To ...
1 Comments, 44 Views,
0 Votes
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marvin 6/2/2008
There once was wee lad called Marvin Who thought his big dick was for carvin' He tried to cut slices Of "Turkey with spices" And left all his dining guests starvin'.
1 Comments, 6 Views,
0 Votes
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ode to a pirate 6/2/2008
Once a pirate named Yates Danced the jig for all of his mates He slipped in his cutlas, And made himself nutless, And now he's quite useless on dates
1 Comments, 8 Views,
0 Votes
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the kiss 6/2/2008
roses are red violets are corney when i think of you oh baby i ged horney eat me beat me bite me blow me suck me fuck me very slowly if you kiss me dont be sassy you your tongue and make is nasty
1 Comments, 14 Views,
0 Votes
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me lady of arden 6/2/2008
There was a young lady of Arden, who sucked off a man in a garden He said, "My dear Flo, Where does that stuff go?" she said, "(swallow hard)-- I beg pardon?"
2 Comments, 16 Views,
1 Votes
,2.40 Score
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Tied 5/27/2008
I am one so tied, to these the commands I give, As no quarter is left to you, my sweet, dear slave. While you twist in my grasp, begging to please. A sculpture in flesh, beauty beckoning my hand To form it as I will, to my desires and pleasures.
1 Comments, 29 Views,
2 Votes
,2.42 Score
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valerie 5/24/2008
There was a young lady called Valerie Who started to count every calory Said her boss in disgust: "If you lose half your bust You'll be worth only half of your salary!"
1 Comments, 15 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Pony Girl 5/17/2008
We your mares tremble with unbridled
desire As you pace among the stalls trying to decide Loves lost, loves gained, with sweet inquire I alone have learned the lesson of quiet pride I hear the call of your voice, but I still my head For the taunt reins on my collar steady me too And with blinders on there's something to be said For letting my eyes alone implore for a feel of you ...
1 Comments, 37 Views,
3 Votes
,5.39 Score
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In Loving Memory 5/16/2008
We thought of you with love today but that is nothing new we thought about you yesterday and days before that too we think of you in silence we often speak your name now all we have is memories and your picture in a frame your memory is our keepsake with which we'll never part God has you in his keeping but we have you in our hearts We love you
1 Comments, 38 Views,
4 Votes
,2.86 Score
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South Is Where It's At! 5/16/2008
Boston girls are pretty New York girls are smart But it takes a southern girl To win a boy's heart
cali girls are tan Vegas girls are hoes But when you want the best looking girl the south is where you gotta go
Jersey girls are wild Texas girls are fun But southern girls? Come on, they're number 1
Girls will be girls North, east, south or west But southern girls Always ...
1 Comments, 16 Views,
1 Votes
,1.10 Score
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Cute Lil' Quotes 5/16/2008
1. Holding onto broken hearts memories are what's left of us you're trying too hard to be my friend & i'm placing all our pictures in these broken frames to remind me never to fall in love again
2. Time stands still when no one understands you and you don't quite understand yourself. Today didn't have to be this way, tomorrow is another day, another chance to make things right.. ...
1 Comments, 17 Views,
1 Votes
,5.00 Score
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Illusion?!? 5/16/2008
What Is Love?
Can Anybody Tell Me What Love Is?
Everytime I Ask That Question I Always Get The Same Answer....
"You Can Just Tell When You Love Someone"
But When I Say I Love Someone They Always Say "Your
Not In Love, You Just Think You Are"
But If I Just Think I Love Someone, Then Who's To Say
That They Don't Really Love Someone?
Maybe They ...
2 Comments, 21 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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To Watch You Leaving 5/16/2008
To watch you leaving...
is to have such pain, it's sharp, jagged edges
tearing into my heart. Like a shovel from the
garden tearing into the cold, dark ground.
To watch you leaving...
aware in every moment of every day that my
dreams, my future; once tied with silken
ribbons to yours, will never come true.
and the night once ...
1 Comments, 19 Views,
2 Votes
,4.50 Score
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He Comes To Me 5/16/2008
He comes to me at night , as I drift off into dream land.
Visions of us smiling , as we walk hand in hand.
Holding him in my arms , looking deep in his eyes.
He is able to warm my heart , and soften my cries.
He is everything to me , now and forever more.
The only man my heart longs to adore.
I would spend my life with him by my side. ...
1 Comments, 19 Views,
3 Votes
,3.43 Score
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Kissed... 5/8/2008
Kissed, Chastely, softly, sweetly, The briefest of brushes, Of lips upon lips, The faintest of crushes, The lightest of nips,
My breath- Is taken, My world- Is shaken, My resolve- Is torn, My desire- Is born,
Kissed, Boldly, brashly, swiftly, An intense collision, Of eager flesh and tongue, An instant decision, From our hearts is wrung,
My dreams- Are real, My fears- ...
0 Comments, 20 Views,
1 Votes
,3.70 Score
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