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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief  

rick315875 62M
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7/29/2020 6:41 am

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Donald Trump - cOMIC relief


I had a chance to sit down with Melania Trump for a candid interview about her life with Donald Trump. She was surprisingly honest.

Hello Melania! Thank you for agreeing to this interview.

You are very welcome! I am going to need an expensive bottle of wine to get through this!

Why is that?!

Because I have a big fat blob husband! And talking about him makes me vomit!

I'm sorry to hear that. 

Oh, don't worry about it. It keeps me thin. 

Melania if you were to describe Donald Trump in one word what would it be?

Where's my expensive wine?! 

It's coming! 

Well, hurry up unless you want to see me vomit! 

Melania one word to describe Donald Trump? 

Disgusting! And he smells really bad! Like poop! 

He smells like poop?! 

Yes!

Do you sleep in separate bedrooms? 

Yes! 

Why is that? 

I said he smells like poop! 

Do you still have sex with him?! 

No! 

Why is that? 

Because he is a disgusting big fat slob and I can't find his penis under all his big fat blubber! 

Wow! That's interesting. 

No, it isn't! Where's my expensive wine?! Okay, thank you! Wait a minute let me take a couple of glasses down first. I need a good buzz to continue this interview. 

So where do you sleep? 

Don't tell anyone about this but I sleep with one of the security personnel. He's a really big black guy with a huge gigantic cock! 

Wow! Melania? Is it true that Donald Trump only eats KFC and McDonald's?

Yes, that's all he eats. He especially loves cheeseburgers.

 Do you like Ivanka? 

Yes, I think she is hot! I'd like to scissor her! 

One more question. What does your future look like with Donald Trump?

I will divorce him with a nice settlement.

Well, thank you for this interview. 

You're welcome. Can you help me to my Limo I am a little tipsy.



Tmptrzz 57F
82185 posts
7/29/2020 11:03 am

Good morning my friend..rotflmao.. I loved this one please keep them coming. I hope you enjoy a wonderful Hump Day..

Just your average every day run of the mill nana here!!!


EnigmaInitiative 52F  
3158 posts
7/29/2020 8:17 am



It is my theory that she's a cuckoldress to his cuck, just sayin.

In a sense, sexuality is the built-in psychedelic experience that only a very few people manage to evade.

~Terence McKenna


Brownie202 63F  
1831 posts
7/29/2020 7:50 am

Omg. Keep them coming.

Humans are the most dangerous animals on earth.

If only animals had the ability to know when to keep away from us humans they would be better off.


rick315875 62M
10433 posts
7/29/2020 6:46 am

I had a chance to sit down with Melania Trump for a candid interview about her life with Donald Trump. She was surprisingly honest. Hello Melania! Thank you for agreeing to this interview.

You are very welcome! I am going to need an expensive bottle of wine to get through this!

Why is that?!

Because I have a big fat blob husband! And talking about him makes me vomit!

I'm sorry to hear that.

Oh, don't worry about it. It keeps me thin.

Melania if you were to describe Donald Trump in one word what would it be?

Where's my expensive wine?!

It's coming!

Well, hurry up unless you want to see me vomit!

Melania one word to describe Donald Trump?

Disgusting! And he smells really bad! Like poop!

He smells like poop?!

Yes!

Do you sleep in separate bedrooms?

Yes!

Why is that?

I said he smells like poop!

Do you still have sex with him?!

No!

Why is that?

Because he is a disgusting big fat slob and I can't find his penis under all his big fat blubber!

Wow! That's interesting.

No, it isn't! Where's my expensive wine?! Okay, thank you! Wait a minute let me take a couple of glasses down first. I need a good buzz to continue this interview.

So where do you sleep?

Don't tell anyone about this but I sleep with one of the security personnel. He's a really big black guy with a huge gigantic cock!

Wow! Melania? Is it true that Donald Trump only eats KFC and McDonald's?

Yes, that's all he eats. He especially loves cheeseburgers.

Do you like Ivanka?

Yes, I think she is hot! I'd like to scissor her!

One more question. What does your future look like with Donald Trump?

I will divorce him with a nice settlement.

Well, thank you for this interview.

You're welcome. Can you help me to my Limo I am a little tipsy.


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