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A Mormon and an Irishman
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A Mormon and an Irishman A Mormon was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US. After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the Mormon if he would like a drink. |
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He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely abused by a dozen whores than let liquor touch my lips." The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."
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9/17/2019 7:05 pm |
That was a. Good story.
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On that same flight was a man seated next to a rambunctious nine year old who's mouth would not stop talking. With hopes to shut the little guy up, the man suggests that they discuss a topic, rather than his just babbling on. How about we talk about GOD? The boy responded with, let me ask you something. When a deer poops it comes out in small pellets. But, when a cow poops it comes out all runny, loose, and makes a pile. And when a horse poops it's different yet. Can you explain that? Why no I can't said the man. You don't know shit and you want to talk about GOD? said the boy.
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Great story
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9/17/2019 8:10 pm |
good story
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